a. May Oui and I have been asked to perform in the St. Louis Show-Me Burlesque Festival
b. Go to Wiggle Room. It’s pretty great.
c. My cat has lupus. (Not Oatmeal. Another one.) Lupus. Like she’s the reincarnation of Flannery O’ Connor or something. Her hair is falling out all over my apartment and she looks like something from The Dark Crystal.
d. The wonderful, fantastic Frenchie Kiss and the ridiculously hot Jett Adore are competing at The Burlesque Hall of Fame with their show-stopping duet. For which I designed Ms. Kiss’s costume. And I’m getting to work on a gown for her to wear when they win. Fantastic.
e. Happy Birthday, Ashleigh.
f. Check out this guy. My husband is doing his new record cover. He’s the fucking best and is now living large in LA. If you’re in the greater Los Angeles area, look him up. Go get a coffee with him. Maybe go for a jog around the Silverlake reservoir.
g. It’s time for a snack.